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Unsung Dreamers, Boot & BackBeat Productions

If you're a bald white guy with facial hair, and you're tired of getting random pictures taken or police on your tail...order one of these and stop the harassment! 

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

"I'M NOT BRIAN LAUNDRIE." T-Shirt

$22.00Price